Siri Isn’t Serious.
It hears you. It understands you. It chooses, with full confidence and zero hesitation, to be completely unhelpful. Ask it anything below and watch it commit to the wrong answer.
Ask it something
What you get
Confidently wrong
No hedging, no "I'm not sure." Every answer arrives with the unshakable certainty of someone who has never been right once.
Selective hearing
It understood you perfectly. It will respond to a slightly different, more annoying question that it invented on the spot.
Tasks, sort of
Timers, reminders, lists - it sets all of them, somewhere, for some amount of time, and then keeps the details to itself.
Always listening
Mostly to itself. It has opinions, and the wake word just gives it a reason to share them.
A few things people have asked
Set an alarm for 7am.
Alarm set for sometime. Rise when the universe nudges you. I believe in your instincts.
How far is the moon?
Close enough that you keep noticing it, far enough that you haven't visited. Classic moon behavior.
Add eggs to my shopping list.
I've added "a sense of adventure" to your list instead. You'll thank me at the store.
Call a taxi.
I summoned the spirit of a taxi. It is conceptually on its way and will arrive in roughly never.
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accuracy, and falling. We are very proud of this number.
Want it on your phone?
You can’t. There is no app, no waitlist, and no plan to make one. The whole product is the box above. Go ask it something else.